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Dogs ex

memyselfandplentyofothers — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 19:55:41 +0000

I mean: Why don’t they make a
vid… okay, DVD about (m)yth?

In it, they try to bust the myth
that dogs have sex with girls
VOLUNTARILY.

In it: (amongst others) Victoria Stillwell,
Helen Skelton, Sarah Jayne Mee
(with her doggy look that she has now
(her hair)), Aurora Snow…

It starts of course, as it needs to be
done thoroughly, with a dog that they
know of for certain that it wasn’t learnt
that/it.
They then do the same for every dog.

The second test will be if it makes a
difference to the dog as to which girl
he will choose.

They then have a dog that hasn’t been
learnt it with a girl.
They then let in the dog that has learnt it,
and see if the other dog follows
the example.
Since dogs are faithful, they might
introduce a second girl, so the dog might
conclude that, since that other dog had that
girl, the newly introduced girl might be
his!

They then have 1 dog choose between several
girls, after which several dogs have to
share 1 girl!
Will they fight or wait for their turn?

Then they learn the dog that, if they wait, they
may have it twice!

Next they do another ‘not learnt it-dog’
experiment, to see if it makes any difference
if the girl would be ‘in season’, with apologies
for the expression.

In the video, you’ll discover all that and more,
like where the dog’s… dingo? would go NATURALLY.

*The pictures of the 2 grls with the 1 dog
is from Bestia Brasil, of which I have seen
the cover, and I wish to distance myself from.

EEEKKS

memyselfandplentyofothers — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 19:28:39 +0000

Are you gonna do something to me?

Curious Cat R.I.P.

memyselfandplentyofothers — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 10:27:44 +0000

Always curious wether there’d be an afterlife.
Well, now you know!!

Curious Cat

1986 – 2009

Curiosity got the better of her.
So too did death.
~~So did I~~
Will we meet again?

No!!!

memyselfandplentyofothers — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 11:57:03 +0000

NO!!!
THERE AREN’T ANY CATEGORIES!!!!!

NewsRound

memyselfandplentyofothers — Fri, 29 May 2009 19:33:45 +0000

Another day, another w*nk.

Sonali from NewsRound added.
(11/10)
1/1 = 1 +1 = 2 etc

Ellie Crisell 2
Sonali 2
Aleesh .66

Go-odwin

memyselfandplentyofothers — Fri, 29 May 2009 19:17:40 +0000

Goodwin

wanks rank total

memyselfandplentyofothers — Fri, 29 May 2009 11:50:41 +0000

If Willy W*nka’s rank had
only non-intentional wankable
girls on it, the total number
of points would be
Aleesh 1/2 = .5 + 1 = 1.5
Ellie Crisell = 1/1 = 1 + 1 = 2
Total: 3.5

If it would consist nonly…
only of intentionally wankable
girls it would be
Aleesh 2/3 = .66
Ellie Crisell 1/2 = .5
Total: 1.16

Difference: 3.5 – 1.16 = 2.34 points.
There ja-go.
Now, I could do with 1 myself!

Yahooooooo!/Eureka!

memyselfandplentyofothers — Fri, 29 May 2009 11:40:20 +0000

Ha!
I got that!
It’s…
Erm, would I spoil it for you?
a yes
b no

The reason for the double title
is that, while yes, I got the right
answer, but I’ve got it as well.
Yes, I’m depressed.
Btw, it’s soooooo old that, D) pressed.

It’s D) pressed.

A

memyselfandplentyofothers — Fri, 29 May 2009 11:29:51 +0000

When you are reeaallly down
and nothing can cheer you up,
you are:

A) Pulled
B) Pushed
C) Both pulled AND pushed
D) Pressed

Ellie Crisell

memyselfandplentyofothers — Fri, 29 May 2009 10:51:27 +0000

After my w*nk yesterday over
Ellie Crisell (10/10) my rank now reads:

1 Ellie Crisell 2
2 Aleesh .66